The Pains of a Long Johnson

Like any guy, I like to sit down on the pot and enjoy a couple minutes of rest and relaxation. However, in Korea that may not be possible depending on the toilet. As you can see from this picture, the distance from the toilet seat down to the water is just under a square of toilet paper. Now go to the bathroom and get a square of toilet paper. Close the stall door and compare it with your Johnson. For me, it doesn’t measure up. This means that any rest and relaxation is going to end up with my Johnson taking a swim in bacteria infested waters. No R&R for the weary I guess. I suppose it is no problem for the 99% of the population in Korea (Koreans) because their Johnsons don’t measure up, but still, it would be nice if they would adjust he water level for the 1% of us who do. By the way, don’t just waste that square of toilet paper. You can fold it back on the roll and let someone else use it. We need to be more conscientious about recycling here.